Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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