i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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