I'm lost and stupid without you.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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