sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
how do you play pong handcuffed?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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