i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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