But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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