I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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