I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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