At least make sure they are 18
Why
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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