found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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