You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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