I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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