What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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