I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
After tacos, we're chasing women.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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