So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Randomize
