Will you blow on my dice?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
