idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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