He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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