She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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