You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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