dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Randomize
