It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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