My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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