so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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