I just made out with a guy for $7.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
