her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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