Where is the hickey?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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