Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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