Taylor Swift is so right about you.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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