Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize