Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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