We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
do nipples grow back?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
