I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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