Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Sorry about my life...
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Randomize
