If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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