distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Randomize