It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Randomize
