watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You're a waste of cheezeits
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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