this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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