So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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