Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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