I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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