quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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