D3 body, D1 cock
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
