Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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