Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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