rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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