shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize