is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
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