Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
