Porn is love you can see.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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