The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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