their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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