i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
is wine microwaveable?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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